December 2011
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Me: How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Mum: He's black
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Me: You look for fresh prints, but oh my god
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Customers find it hilarious when their electric...
Ordinarily if there’s a power cut in work, we lose lights but the generators are there to kick in before we lose the computers…. today that was not the case.
The phones stayed on though, but we control the phones via the computer, so that made for some fun! At one point I was just sat in the dark trying to make conversation with some guy on the phone while we waited for the power to...
9am.....still a bit drunk
so sad that this is what my body thinks is a lie-in!! had the work christmas party last night, amazing but paying for it now. I turned into that person who takes off their heels and dances barefoot……all the facepalm gifs in the world. monday morning will be lolsome at work!
got a lift home and it didn’t occur to me to get take away on the way, so got home and only thing we had...
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Send me an English word and I'll write it down in...
New York at rush hour + Umbrellas = death by decapitation…
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